Hermit Crab Humor
What’s a hermit crab’s favorite gas station? Shell.
What does every hermit crab need in his home? Shell-ves.
Which Hebrew greeting does a hermit crab use? If you guessed Shell-om, you are incorrect. Hermit crabs avoid anything to do with Jews as they are notoriously anti-semitic.
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